CRITERIA

Must be in college. (or out? how old do I date?)
Good style. Not just button downs, not just AE. Gotta have some uo or gap or ugly sweaters
Not a virgin.
Employed.
Doesn't eat a lot. but likes asian food and taco bell and shrimp.
One tattoo, less than 20 tattoos.
Less than 4 piercings. Depending on what.
Has one or more in common with me:
-Clingy
-Musical
-Similar literature or art tastes

If this doesn't exist, I will either settle or become a fish lady. (Allergic to cats)
What do I do if I missed being loved?